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|Monday, February 12th, 2007|
"What is the mortal obsession with thinking ethereal beings are from above?"
-Caelak"Because then we're not urinating on you."
|Sunday, March 5th, 2006|
"Dinner is fish."
-Amber"But I'm a vegetarian..."
-Jim"The fish were vegetables. They were in a persistive vegetative state right before they died."
"Puke out the stern because it might add thrust!"
"I critically puke!"
"So the cave bears this way..."
-Amber"Cave bears!! Where??"
-Pete & Jim
|Saturday, March 4th, 2006|
"Don't worry, we'll all die together...again."
"God doesn't even know the rules, no wonder I lost!"
"Well first he was the youngest, then I was the youngest, and then you were the youngest...we were the youngest first!"
|Saturday, February 18th, 2006|
"Unfortunately the cleric that was handling the chipmunks that day now has immeasurable power for some reason!"
"He probably moved up to make sweet dagger love to my face."
"Between you fondling my laptop and Amber fondling my Gatorade...all I know is I think I owe somebody dinner."
|Sunday, December 11th, 2005|
"...crushed to death by light heals."
"That's not looting, that's accepting my inheritance."
"Well the bad news is, they killed all of your people. The good news is, they're heading this way, go at it!"
|Saturday, February 5th, 2005|
Quotes - 2/5/2005
"Magic is just like chemistry, just magic has more newt."
"My dragon rolled a cow."
"Oooh it's a spider, it has fangs, and poison sacs, and webbing, and all sorts of funn stuff!!"
"I put the lever to sleep, does it fall over?"
"What's in it?" (box)
-Andrew"Something very odd to find in a dwarven city..."
|Tuesday, January 25th, 2005|
|Saturday, January 22nd, 2005|
4 dots in Shut the Hell Up
"Roll your tracking skill."
-Pete"I rolled a 5."
-Amber"Ok you know which way's north. Now roll again."
-Pete"I rolled a 7 this time."
-Amber"Now you know which way's south!"
"We want to go through the cave because there's things there that drop numbers that begin with X and end with P."
-Amber and Andrew
"Does a 35 on my 'shut the hell up' skill work?"
-Amber to Andrew
"What do I have that's radius 2?"
|Friday, January 21st, 2005|
Fourth Slogan: "When in doubt, steal from Diablo."
"The difference between a cleric and a paladin is exactly one backbone."
"Immeasureable power? Isn't that a drink at the bar?"
"Immeasureable Power! ...On me!"
"What if they run out of Immeasureable Power?"
|Saturday, December 4th, 2004|
Stuff - 12-3-2004
Slogans of Afterglow1. It's a Magic potion, why the fuck not!2. If it's worth using once, it's worth using three times.3. It doesn't make sense, but that's the point.
"Level 8 UN-potted plant! Free-ranging botany!" -Pete
"How many teeth does he have?" -Austyn
"Negative 6 he steals some of yours!!" -Andrew
"Blackjack anyone?" -Andrew
"Hasn't been invented yet..." -Pete
"Yes I did!" -Andrew
|Thursday, November 4th, 2004|
"It's an endangered species of Unspeakable Horror! Let's kill it!"
"You're too late. Our leader has already looted the whole place."
-NPC"Then we'll have to loot HIM!"
"The walls are painted silver...the floor is painted silver...the ceiling is painted....?"
-Amber"Oh I thought it was painted with carebear blood!"
fighting an iron golem..."Punch him in the nuts...
"...then punch him in the bolts!"
"Emulet- it's not an amulet, but it fakes it."
"The journal is written down in Abyssal."
|Sunday, September 12th, 2004|
Stuff - 9/10/2004
"So they're migrant workers? I don't want to go to a castle full of mexicans!" -Phil
"You can't be alright, you're half-left!" - Phil
"I have a oposse of opossums!" -Amber
"So there's either a line of orcs running straight at us, or a line of progressively smaller orcs." -Phil
"You're wrestling an alligator!" -Pete"Crikey!" -Phil
"You get near a princess and *BAM*, angry bear." -Phil
(An aura of transmute princess to angry bear)
"Delphi can be revived, but it takes effort to repair Bendar!" -Pete
"Phil sees it as radiant amber. Amber sees it as---" -Pete"Radiant Phil?" -Andrew
List of new transmutation spells
Transmute flesh to beef stew
Transmute princess to angry bear
Transmute gastrointestinal tract to garden hose (reversible!)
There were lots more but I'll have to ask everyone if they remember any more good ones.
|Thursday, July 8th, 2004|
It's the Afterglow MUD, I guess it Counts
Ivo says ''Why, look, Lord Lorien... the sky is looking very #00FFFF
today, is it not?''
Lorien utters the phrase, 'you->str -= 20;'
I now egress from my nerditude to sleep.
(Learned the word "egress" from Shining Force.)
|Saturday, June 5th, 2004|
"They want you to actually serve ramen today, someone called in dead...don't worry he'll be back tomorrow."
"You pass a gazebo. There, that's out of the way, it didn't notice any of you, it's sleeping."
-Pete"Ooh! If we attack it we'll get bonuses!"
"I volunteered Phil to quit, but he's the boss...so that didn't quite work out."
(Andrew singing "Into the Woods") "You're not a bard anymore, shut up!"
"Broinc is going to try to raise one as a skeleton."
-Pete"I'm going to try to raise one as a child."
|Saturday, May 8th, 2004|
End of Campaign Quotes (5/7/2004)
"Ok, so which one of us had a plan, and didn't share it, and now he (the villian) knows it??"
-Phil"You don't see the tree coming...!"
-Andrew"Welcome to the town of Obvious Hoax!"
Story behind that one:
A powerful mutant troll druid had gained control over a very powerful beast that could only be defeated using a certain magical flame. The PCs had the flame but since the villian knew of their plans, they had to make the villian use the Beast in a place where they knew they could confront it, or else many cities would be destroyed. Since the evil druid was extorting towns and cities into paying him tribute for not using the Beast to destroy them, it was decided that they would have to build a fake city to draw the druid's attention. This way, they wouldn't pay the tribute and the druid would send the Beast, not even knowing the PCs were involved. With the help of dwarves, monks and wizards from the Order of the Blue Star, a small town was built...but it needed people
to live there, so we decided it should be residence, at least temporarily (although probably permenently to most) for all of our old famous Epic-level characters.....Tycho, Thag, Qaires (that being Beecher's character, but famous enough he deserved a mention), Mavis...some of Amber and her group's characters which I can't remember the names of, and some of Adam's characters which I also can't remember...but anyway, thus was built the Town of Obvious Hoax. That's it actual name.
|Friday, April 23rd, 2004|
Quoteses - 4/22/2004
"This are my dice"
"There's two of me! One of me is dead!"
"There's 7 gnolls, go kill them! Then do 'Thriller'!"
-Phil (wanting an undead army)
"If your steak still has hit points, there's a problem!"
-Amber"What! I like it rare!"
"Yes I am a monk! Give me the chain armor and the great axe anyway! Incognito!"
|Friday, April 16th, 2004|
Die Anführungsstriche, 16.4.2004
"An ice cube? I don't think that would do any ice damage, dear."
-Amber"So you sharpen it!"
"I am familiar with dirt!"
"She goes through the portal- the gazebo eats the rest of us!"
"I am not dressing up as an earth woman!
...unless you meant all of us collectively dressing up as an earth woman..."
"It will 'clense' the evil with new an improved sparkling bubbles!"
"Is the painting locked?"
"He's working on the revive spell, with a few more tries he'll get it."
-Pete"Go to the cemetary and practice!"
|Friday, April 9th, 2004|
"...Then you'll need to get a Plantation skill..."
-Pete"No that's only if you get slaves."
-Phil"Yea, can I have a Circle of Protection: Stuff..."
-Phil"What you need is to make another equipment slot called 'ass'."
-Pete"I do! See? I have a dart in my ass!"
-Andrew"And Phil should have a dot in buttonmashing to create his new skills!"
-Pete"And when would I ever need to talk to the God of Squirrels?"
-Adam"When you're going nuts!"
-Pete"Goddesses are usually busy a lot..."
-Adam"What if you're the goddess of free-time?"
-Phil"Inside the chest you find a Ring of Find the Fucking Portal!"
-Phil"You are caught with your pants down! Literally, it's part of the ritual..."
-Phil"You have crab problems!"
-Andrew"Don't tell everyone!"
-Phil"Can I smack dat bat yet?"
-Amber"So it was facing him, it turned around, clawed me and turned around again?"
-Phil"Yes! It used it's aft claw!"
"If I have a dart in my ass, and I have the dart [throwing] skill at 1, and the 'out-of-my-ass' skill at 1, do I have to roll them both to throw it?" - Andrew
|Saturday, April 3rd, 2004|
"I've never done anything in the dark before, besides stumble around...!"
-Phil"Am I in heaven...?" *sees Delphi standing with some demons* "Nope..."
-NPC"Yes you are, deposit all your worldy goods of value in here!"
-Phil"I have 3 dots in lazy!"
-Phil"Immature Red Dragon, it throws a spitball at you and leaves."
-Phil"I'm still groggy from being dead."
-Phil"A spike from behind..."
-Pete"It'll match the dart in my ass!"
-Andrew"Hey I took that out!"